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Created on 2002-01-15 21:37:37 (#440307), last updated 2009-08-31
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| Name: | goofball |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1974 |
| Location: | DC metro area, Maryland, United States |
I shave my ears about once a week.
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Okay, see, I brag enough in a day to get by. Here in journal land, I get to pretend I suck. Somehow, it all evens out. Mediocrity can be funny, if played with an ambitiously straight face. It's hard to pull off the straight-face routine over the 'net -- everything is a straight face here. So I tend toward the negative, toward caricature, so that the exaggerations carry through the medium. Hopefully I'll become a better writer and I'll be able to drop the caricature.
Before we reach the political tags, I just have to inform you all: pipe cleaners really are used to clean tobacco pipes. Before I quit smoking I purchased and used four different types of pipe cleaners, all of them white. It surprises me how many people are surprised by this.
I've started playing with http://last.fm/ -- here's my weekly plays-per-band chart:

My feelings on the 2004 presidential election (ABB) and, more 2004 election thoughts, speculative, grousy and less focused. Bottom line: the Dems and Reps at the national level are deeply flawed. Reject violence and construct your own solution.
blogger code: B9 d- t- k- s-- u- f i o+ x++ e l- c-
or if you prefer to count only Americans:
9/11/01: 2973 (plus 24 missing)
9/11/06: 2984 (Washington Post's tally on 9/11/06 of US Military fatalities in Iraq and Afghanistan)
Making Bush more dangerous, even to Americans, than the terrorists. Terrorists who weren't welcome in Iraq until we asked them to "Bring it on."
"Maple Street, U.S.A. Late summer. A tree-lined little world of front porch gliders, barbecues, the laughter of children, and the bell of an ice-cream vendor. At the sound of the roar and the flash of light, it will be precisely 6:43pm on Maple Street. This is Maple Street on a late Saturday afternoon. Maple Street, in the last calm and reflective moment before the monsters came....
....The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices, to be found only in the minds of men. For the record: prejudices can kill, and suspicion can destroy, and the thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own, for the children and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is... that these things cannot be confined... to The Twilight Zone."
....
Okay, see, I brag enough in a day to get by. Here in journal land, I get to pretend I suck. Somehow, it all evens out. Mediocrity can be funny, if played with an ambitiously straight face. It's hard to pull off the straight-face routine over the 'net -- everything is a straight face here. So I tend toward the negative, toward caricature, so that the exaggerations carry through the medium. Hopefully I'll become a better writer and I'll be able to drop the caricature.
Before we reach the political tags, I just have to inform you all: pipe cleaners really are used to clean tobacco pipes. Before I quit smoking I purchased and used four different types of pipe cleaners, all of them white. It surprises me how many people are surprised by this.
I've started playing with http://last.fm/ -- here's my weekly plays-per-band chart:

My feelings on the 2004 presidential election (ABB) and, more 2004 election thoughts, speculative, grousy and less focused. Bottom line: the Dems and Reps at the national level are deeply flawed. Reject violence and construct your own solution.
blogger code: B9 d- t- k- s-- u- f i o+ x++ e l- c-
or if you prefer to count only Americans:
9/11/01: 2973 (plus 24 missing)
9/11/06: 2984 (Washington Post's tally on 9/11/06 of US Military fatalities in Iraq and Afghanistan)
Making Bush more dangerous, even to Americans, than the terrorists. Terrorists who weren't welcome in Iraq until we asked them to "Bring it on."
"Maple Street, U.S.A. Late summer. A tree-lined little world of front porch gliders, barbecues, the laughter of children, and the bell of an ice-cream vendor. At the sound of the roar and the flash of light, it will be precisely 6:43pm on Maple Street. This is Maple Street on a late Saturday afternoon. Maple Street, in the last calm and reflective moment before the monsters came....
....The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices, to be found only in the minds of men. For the record: prejudices can kill, and suspicion can destroy, and the thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own, for the children and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is... that these things cannot be confined... to The Twilight Zone."
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absolute equality, abstraction, absurdity, art flicks, audiophile, baltimore, benign insanity, bicycling, bipolar, coffee, cognitive development, cognitive science, dark humor, david sedaris, douglas r. hofstadter, electronica, etymology, existentialism, folk music, glue logic, go, godel escher bach, good books, grammar, haiku, harlan ellison, harmless insanity, hiking, humanism, impeach bush, independent media, ira glass, jazz, john coltrane, kindness, kurt vonnegut, kurt vonnegut jr., leonard bernstein, miles davis, neil gaiman, nonviolence, object oriented design, octavia butler, octavia e. butler, old book smell, opensource, operating systems, peace, perl, philip glass, philip k. dick, philosophy, pinball, polyrhythms, prog rock, random beauty, robert crumb, robert mcchesney, sashimi, science fiction, scrabble, social justice, speculative fiction, spherical purple cows, sushi, taoism, tea, ted rall, thelonious monk, theology, this american life, toolsmithing, traffic analysis, unitarian universalism, unix, uu, walking, washington dc
Schools:
Rock Creek Forest Elementary - Chevy Chase, MD (1978 - 1985)Westland Middle School - Bethesda, MD (1985 - 1988)
Bethesda - Chevy Chase High School - Bethesda, MD (1988 - 1992)
Montgomery College - Rockville - Rockville, MD (1993 - 1994)
University of Maryland - College Park - College Park, MD (1994 - 1998)
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